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1 Last time Uz got one man called Job. This guy everything do damn swee one, never bluff or cheat people, very respect the Xin, stay away from pai kia that kind.2 This man so swee until got ten chew-ren, seven ta-por three cha-bor.3 Some more, he so swee until got 7k kambing, 7k desert cow or camel, 1k of kerbau, 500 chabor donkey, and as if not enough his family, servants, whole house all damn alot until the whole East side also know he is damn tok kong.

4 And then ah when his sons they at home throw big dinner, when it come to their turn will jio the three sister go and makan with them.5 They eat finish, drink finish, mabok finish liao, papa Job will call them to say the blessing until they all clean clean, and then in the morning he wake up extra early go and burnt the offering to the God, each son each daughter is one times offering. This is because Job say "sekali my sons all not as swee and tok kong as me, got do bad thing, behind the God back got say bad thing about Him" so Job say better pray for them in case. So he whole day whole night also pray to the Xin for them.

6 Okay, then got one day, God all the ka-ki, ka-kia, the Tang-Ki all go and bai nian God, but then the chao Satan kaypoh kaypoh go also.7 The God say to the chao Satan, "Eh you come from where one?" So the Satan answer him, "I jalan from the earth one side to the other side, jalan here, jalan there, jalan until come here lor."

8 And then the God ask Satan, "Eh you got hear before my lao cheow, his name Job, wah I tell you the whole world also don't have this kind of man so swee, never bluff or cheat people, very respect me the God, stay away from pai kia that kind. Got hear not?"

9 So the chao Satan answer the God, "He so respect you for what?10 You for so long jaga him, jaga his family, jaga his kambing, kerbau, jaga his left side right side? Everything he do you also got bless, until the whole East side also got his property.11 Eh I bet with you lah, if now hor you go and touch his things, I tell you he confirm scold all the bad word at You!"

12 So the God say to the chao Satan, "Okay lah, on! All his things, now I give you to control; but only got one condition is you make sure he himself don't kena anything from you." So Satan chabok.

13 So got one day when Job the children have dinner party at Job the twa kia house,14 got one messenger come and say to Job, "Wah lau just now when your kerbau working in the padi and the donkey makan next to them,15 suddenly the chao Sabean people appear and raid the padi and kapoh your kerbau and donkey, wah sei they also tekan your servants with their parang; I damn heng escape to let you know!"

16 And then that messenger haven't say finish yet, another one come and say, "Wah God from the heaven upstairs send down the fire and panggang all your kambing and your servants until chao tah; I damn heng escape to let you know!"

17 And then that messenger haven't say finish yet, another one come and say, "The chao Chaldeans form three gangs, raid your camel and kapoh them! Hannorh! They also tekan your servants with their parang; I damn heng escape to let you know!"

18 And then that messenger also haven't say finish yet, another one come and say, "Job ah! Your children they all makan in your twa kia house,19 then suddenly got one big wind come from don't know where and kena your house left side right side, and then the whole house picak and fall on your children, and they si liao; I damn heng escape to let you know!"

20 And then Job stand up. He tear his clothes, shave botak; and then he koon on the floor and pray to the God.21 He say:

"I born that time got no clothes, next time go back inside also no clothes. Sama-sama lah, when the God give the things, the God also can take things away; God the name be blessed."

22 During the whole thing, never got once Job say bad thing about the God. Tok Kong.